yeahgetinline:
I’m not sure what a doom bot is, but it doesn’t sound like a good thing… [he pauses, trying to remember if the name Wanda rings any bells.] Who is Wanda?
You… don’t know what a doom bot is? Wow, you’re lucky. They’re as annoying as hell. [His question about Wanda seems to make her even more surprised, but she quickly dismisses it, and explains the woman to him as simply as possible]
Well. She’s an Avenger. A pretty important one, as well. I won’t tell you too much, so I can let you meet her on your own and find out for yourself, one day.
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
[Carol rolls her eyes, in a manner that she always did with Tony] Uhuh, okay. But no, I haven’t. I don’t want to be, either. Seems like magic anons don’t always… work out with me.
*He still keeps his charming smile on, the one he knows doesn’t even work on her but continues to do so anyway just to bug Carol.*
Yeah they don’t really work out for me either, which is why I- *his smile falters just a bit before quickly correcting himself.* why I had a protective charm put on me to keep it from happening.
[And as expected, Carol is seemingly unaffected by that smile of his, and she catches onto his little slip there immediately… But she decides to ask about that after asking her first question]
Protective charm… ? Like something you get from those shady stores that smell like 50 different things at once because they burn all that incense stuff. And they sell the cool crystal rock formation things, and charm rocks that you can carry and the ones you can wear around your neck? That kind of protective charm?
Or the Stephen kind of protective charms?
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
… How is this moving on? This is the exact same topic of conversation, except forwarded onto me. [She narrows her eyes slightly]
*Tony flashes her an innocent smile* Well, it’s not focusing on me anymore. So. Have you?
[Carol rolls her eyes, in a manner that she always did with Tony] Uhuh, okay. But no, I haven’t. I don’t want to be, either. Seems like magic anons don’t always… work out with me.
yeahgetinline:
starburstcaptain:
I know the feeling. And… I honestly don’t know how the world would handle so many Clints at any one time. [She lets out a laugh, as if she would normally with the Clint she knew, before silencing when he asks the question]
… I, well, yeah. He’s a pretty cool guy. Apparently he had a crush on me at some point which is pretty adorable*.
[he smiles and seems to relax a little bit at the knowledge that they’re not together in her world. He doesn’t know what he’ll do the first time he runs into Agent Morse again knowing what he knows now about Francis.]
From what I’ve been told, you do look to be my type. [his tone is casual, joking, friendly.]
[She catches it as a joke, and laughs again, lightly] Ahah, uhuh. You did seem to have a lot of types though, I must say. [She scratches her chin, making it seem as if she were thinking, but it was obviously a mockery of the gesture, joking around]
Did you know the you had sex with a doom bot in my world? You thought it was Wanda. You should’a seen your face! Ahahah~ In the future, you might wanna be careful next time you bump into Wanda. Friendly advice.
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
((OH-HO
is that so
((INDEED IT IS
))
(( COLOUR ME INTRIGUED
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
((… I’M BAD WITH NOTICING THESE THINGS OK YOU NEED TO TELL ME I THOUGHT YOU ONLY SHIPPED PEPPERONY
((NO DUDETTE, THAT WAS JUST MY OTP.
I ship other things too tho. ;) ))
((OH-HO
is that so
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
bleedingedgefuturist:
Lets just say magic anons had to do with it.
Magic Anons? … Of course. I should have known.
Yeeeeeah uh, moving on.
….
Ever been turned into a guy?
… How is this moving on? This is the exact same topic of conversation, except forwarded onto me. [She narrows her eyes slightly]
yeahgetinline:
starburstcaptain:
[Hey eyes flutter open at his words, the expression completely blank for a moment before sinking into a slight apologetic look]
No, that’s not it. Just wondering what’s going on with all these Alternate Universes lately… You still seem relatively similar to the Clint I know, so I’m glad about that. Some of these universe have some really wacky alternatives.
It is a bit unsettling. One of me is bad enough.
You and I, we’re friends where you’re from?
I know the feeling. And… I honestly don’t know how the world would handle so many Clints at any one time. [She lets out a laugh, as if she would normally with the Clint she knew, before silencing when he asks the question]
… I, well, yeah. He’s a pretty cool guy. Apparently he had a crush on me at some point which is pretty adorable*.
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
bleedingedgefuturist replied to your post: ☆
((SINCE BEFORE YOU LEFT BROSKI))
((AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?
((I THOUGHT YOU KNEW, I NEVER MADE IT A SECRET??
))
((… I’M BAD WITH NOTICING THESE THINGS OK YOU NEED TO TELL ME I THOUGHT YOU ONLY SHIPPED PEPPERONY
bleedingedgefuturist:
starburstcaptain:
bleedingedgefuturist:
I actually did get turned into a woman a few times…
…
…
…
Not sure if I want to know.
Lets just say magic anons had to do with it.
Magic Anons? … Of course. I should have known.
yeahgetinline:
starburstcaptain:
[Her blonde eyebrow raises up even further for a moment… Before it returns to it’s place, her eyes closing in silent understanding]
Hm. This sorta thing seems to be happening a lot lately. Sorry ‘bout the misunderstanding, then, on my part.
[he’s a bit surprised by her reaction, unsure of what to think. But he’s met people who’ve told him he’s married to Agent Morse, so anything is possible.]
You look disappointed.
[Hey eyes flutter open at his words, the expression completely blank for a moment before sinking into a slight apologetic look]
No, that’s not it. Just wondering what’s going on with all these Alternate Universes lately… You still seem relatively similar to the Clint I know, so I’m glad about that. Some of these universe have some really wacky alternatives.
yeahgetinline:
starburstcaptain:
… Nothing. You feelin’ alright? You don’t usually call me by my last name.
[he pauses, looking confused for a moment before realizing what must be going on.] I must…goddamn multiverses. I don’t think I’m the Clint you know.
[Her blonde eyebrow raises up even further for a moment… Before it returns to it’s place, her eyes closing in silent understanding]
Hm. This sorta thing seems to be happening a lot lately. Sorry ‘bout the misunderstanding, then, on my part.
bleedingedgefuturist:
I actually did get turned into a woman a few times…
…
…
…
Not sure if I want to know.
yeahgetinline:
starburstcaptain:
Clint. [She perks an eyebrow, wondering about his formality]
You look surprised?
… Nothing. You feelin’ alright? You don’t usually call me by my last name.
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msantoinettestark:
starburstcaptain:
Hey, T—…
…
…
… Is this one of those Alternate Universe things, or did Tony go and get something done without me knowing?
No, I am from an Alternate Universe. Although, technically, I think you’re from the Alternate Universe. I’ve always been like this, and I don’t know how long Male me has been around.
Well, yeah. Tony’s been around pretty long. Preee-tty long. But eh, I know how these Alternate Universes work so I feel like I don’t need to go too much into detail. Doesn’t make it any less strange seeing Tony as a… woman, though, admittedly.
